Nerds Gifts

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Second lifeReal life.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Jack London

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Addicted to reading

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"