Nerdiness Gifts

"Looks can be deceiving. His other side is really cool."

'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Second lifeReal life.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Brains

"Comments are turned off."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Geek on Wheaties Box.

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

"Of course I respect your work at a leading pharmaceutical company. Little Dristan and Bactine here should be proof of that."