Nerdiness Gifts

"Looks can be deceiving. His other side is really cool."

'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Second lifeReal life.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Brains

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"Of course I respect your work at a leading pharmaceutical company. Little Dristan and Bactine here should be proof of that."

People who understand Venn diagrams