Name Nerd Gifts

Brand names.

Poor kid, never had a chance.

"Super! Welcome to Ethnic Studies! Our first lesson...feeling proud of who you are!"

'When your application said that your name was Harrison Ford, quite frankly I'd expected something different!'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Bringing up bacteria.

Women and child, "We picked a name out of the air for this one didn't we Jumbo?"

BUREAU OF MISSING McPHERSONS

'You're not wearing a name badge.'

Attorneys who sound like attorneys.

BUREAU OF MISSING McPHERSONS

'Do you spell it K-N-U-T or C-A-N-U-T-E?'

"It is the opinion of this court, Eric Albert Guy Barrington Fanshaw Ivan Redvers de Coverley Rilington - Place, that your name is too long"

'O-possum is my father. Call me 'possum'.'

". . . Anyway, enough about me, I hear your degree was in nominative determinism?"

''Adam point two oh'? - Don't you think she deserves a name of her own?'

'Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.'

Canada's future Prime Minister interjects 'Stephen'.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"The cool part about naming your kid is that you don't have to add loads of numbers to make sure the name is available."

"I'll make you a bet that I learn all of your names before you learn to pronounce mine."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Calling yourself O'possum doesn't make you Irish, Bob.

"Three 'a's, of course, in Barbara?"

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

"Say…. Just what kind of a name is Norbert?"

"Oh no, you couldn't say 'wildebeest'. You had to say this is my friend 'Jerry the gnu'."

Mr. EEEEEEEE

"Of course I respect your work at a leading pharmaceutical company. Little Dristan and Bactine here should be proof of that."

Baby names: Henry, Elizabeth

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

I was named after my great-great-uncle Jeremiah. Well, duh! If you'd been named before him, you'd be dead.

'Ok ok ok! Go away and come back in 15 minutes.'