Naming Nerd Gifts

Pharmaceutical Co - Naming Division.

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Paddington Millipede

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

'I don't care if it is 'very now', I'm not calling our child Meh!'

''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.'

'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'

'OK, we'll call that big guy... squirrel. The dude with the long neck is, ah, turtle and call the cat with stripes... snake; no, make that rat.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Jack London

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Addicted to reading

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

Reading

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"