Verb Nerd Gifts

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Intellectual Property

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Sharp Eyes

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

The Vertically Challenged Oxford Dictionary.

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"I sell them for Website names."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

Beware of Doug