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Verb Army HQ. Talk. Jump. Walk. Ah, here come the irregulars. Bring. Think. Go. Throw.

What's normal?

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Intellectual Property

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Sharp Eyes

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

The Vertically Challenged Oxford Dictionary.

"I sell them for Website names."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

Beware of Doug