Nomenclature Nerd T-Shirts

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Moby Dick

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Addicted to reading

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Sharp Eyes

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."