Nickname Nerd T-Shirts

'The genius over there calls me 'Spot'.'

"That's why they call him the kid."

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

'Yeah, and this one has the street name of 'Donald' after the duck he killed that made him so infamous...'

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'Kris, Kringle, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas -- if you're on the level, why all the aliases?'

"My pretty peach."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Jack London

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Addicted to reading

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Intellectual Property

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."