Nickname Nerd Pillows

'The genius over there calls me 'Spot'.'

"That's why they call him the kid."

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

'Yeah, and this one has the street name of 'Donald' after the duck he killed that made him so infamous...'

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'Kris, Kringle, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas -- if you're on the level, why all the aliases?'

"My pretty peach."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Jack London

Moby Dick

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Addicted to reading

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Reading

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.