Name Nerds Pillows

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'Originally Kartoffelkopf, but my grandfather changed it when he immigrated,'

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

'The ultrasound went well: now we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Moby Dick

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Intellectual Property

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

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