Name Nerds Pillows

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

'The ultrasound went well: now we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Moby Dick

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Addicted to reading

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"