Word Nerds Pillows

Annual Pedants Conference.

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"So much for spelling out our words."

"Hey, Pal. Am I right or am I wrong? There's a Jumbo jet but there's no Dumbo jet."

"See – they named a word after us: phlegmatic."

A man is pinned to the ground by a column. The words 'Agony Column' appear on its base.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

It's Claus Not Clause

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Intellectual Property

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

Sharp Eyes

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

School of Ology.

The Vertically Challenged Oxford Dictionary.

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"I sell them for Website names."