Nerd Of Words Pillows

Do you really think you'll ever be smarter than me.

Punctuation Police

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Intellectual Property

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

Sharp Eyes

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

The Vertically Challenged Oxford Dictionary.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

Beware of Doug

"I sell them for Website names."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

'I wish we were just called T-Rex...'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."