Witty Word Nerd Pillows

Clancy: Forthright Opinions

Backfire

Super Heroes.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Intellectual Property

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

Prayboy

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Sharp Eyes

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

The Vertically Challenged Oxford Dictionary.

School of Ology.

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"I sell them for Website names."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

'I wish we were just called T-Rex...'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Missing S

'Do you mean LAWYER?'

Why lawyers should never try to write their own vows.

'Do sumfink abat litracy'

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'