Word Nerd Pillows

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

"Cower before me, earthlings! Your bombs have failed, we have killed many of you, less of you remain to fight..."

'Not me. You go tell him it's misspelled.'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"

'I learned in school today that you can't take the Fifth Amendment on a spelling test.'

Why lawyers should never try to write their own vows.

'If there's one thing I can't stand it's nit-picking pedantry.' 'That's two things.'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"It's as though he understands everything I say"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'I think that new 'Doctor's' font is interesting, but I can't read it.'

'Do sumfink abat litracy'

Yonder

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Is there a hyphen in stickup?'

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

Dictionary.

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

'Well how do you spell it then?'

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Personnel: 'First of all, there's no 'Y' in resume...'

Intellectual Property

Gangster Studying Gangster-English Dictionary

The Vertically Challenged Oxford Dictionary.

'Apparently the locals have over 40 words for snow.'

'I wish we were just called T-Rex...'

Correct Grammar Squad

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same questions.'"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

'He's counting how many words 'whom' with an 'm'. His record is six hundred and twenty nine.'

"I sell them for Website names."