Lover Of Words Pillows

"May I write a poem about you?"

Reflection greeting cards.

'A moiety of twa is still ae.'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

A pretention of playwrights

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

The Oxford Comma Coin

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

'Well? - Now that we've learned to talk, aren't you going to admit that you were wrong?'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

It was a match made in heaven.

Barbed Pen

"We’re leveraging knowledge of niche opportunities to maximize strategic advantages."

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

Palindromedary.

"Stand aside! I'm a doctor of literature!"

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

Belgium Battle.