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Nerd Of Words Gifts
If you're shopping for someone who adores language, puns, and literary fun, our collection of cleverly themed products will delight them. From humorous mugs to art prints, these gifts speak their love of words and creativity. Whether they're a writer, reader, or word enthusiast, you'll find the perfect item to make their day special and show off their passion for language.
Punctuation Police
What's normal?
"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."
In a world where spelling doesn't count.
'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'
'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'
'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'
Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!
Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'
Intellectual Property
Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.
Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.
"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"
Man kicking Exclamation Mark.
"How do you spell, asteroid?"
How Romans give each other a high five...
Sharp Eyes
Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate
Irritable Vowel Syndrome
'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''
"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."
"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"
"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"
The Vertically Challenged Oxford Dictionary.
Beware of Doug
A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.
"I sell them for Website names."
'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'
'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'
The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.
"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"
Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!
"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"
'I wish we were just called T-Rex...'
Nerd Of Words Gifts Collection
Nerd Of Words Mugs
Explore our collection of word nerd mugs and find the perfect witty or literary-themed design for every coffee lover.
Nerd Of Words Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring witty wordplay or literary quotes—ideal for creating a literary-inspired space.
Nerd Of Words Prints
Enhance their decor with prints celebrating the beauty and humor of language, perfect for any true nerd of words.
Nerd Of Words T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak volumes for the word enthusiast in your life—funny, clever, and perfect for showing off their literary love.