Word Nerds Prints

Annual Pedants Conference.

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"So much for spelling out our words."

"Hey, Pal. Am I right or am I wrong? There's a Jumbo jet but there's no Dumbo jet."

"See – they named a word after us: phlegmatic."

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Really Strange Animal Grammar. Buffalo. Buffer-alo. Out of Shape-alo.

A man is pinned to the ground by a column. The words 'Agony Column' appear on its base.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

It's Claus Not Clause

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Intellectual Property

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Sharp Eyes

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

How Romans give each other a high five...

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"