Obscure Word Nerd Prints

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Intellectual Property

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Sharp Eyes

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

The Vertically Challenged Oxford Dictionary.

School of Ology.

"I sell them for Website names."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

Beware of Doug

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"