Language Nerds Prints

Relax compadres. They don't call it the swine flu no more!

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

ZORKO: They're such a backward planet! They don't have telepathy!

Robbery of ancient Egyptian bank.

How Romans give each other a high five...

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Polly txt speak

Campaign for Plain English

Punctuation Police

What's normal?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Cat Burglar

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

Doggone

'Stick them up...'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'