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Relax compadres. They don't call it the swine flu no more!

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

ZORKO: They're such a backward planet! They don't have telepathy!

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Polly txt speak

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Punctuation Police

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Doggone

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Cat Burglar

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"Darn autocorrect!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Shell Fire

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