'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'
Name Nerds Gifts
Looking for a gift for a name nerd? Dive into a collection of playful and clever products that highlight the beauty of names. These items make a fun and thoughtful gift for anyone proud of their identity or fascinated by the power of names. From quirky mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, our range celebrates the personal and creative side of being a name enthusiast. Perfect for those who love to showcase their name or the names they cherish.
'Originally Kartoffelkopf, but my grandfather changed it when he immigrated,'
Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.
'The ultrasound went well: now we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
First Novels.
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
John Bunyan
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."
It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation
A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.
In a world where spelling doesn't count.
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
Moby Dick
Jack London
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'
'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'
"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
Addicted to reading
Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute
"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"
"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"
Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."
Intellectual Property
Encyclopedic Novel Slam.
We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."
Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp
"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"
Reading
Name Nerds Gifts Collection
Name Nerds Mugs
Browse our full range of name-themed mugs and find the perfect way to start the day with a smile and a personal touch.
Name Nerds Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring creative name designs, adding personality and comfort to your living space.
Name Nerds Prints
Explore our vibrant name-focused prints, ideal for wall decor and celebrating the power of words and identities.
Name Nerds T-Shirts
Check out our collection of name-inspired t-shirts, perfect for expressing your love for unique identities and clever designs.