Nomenclature Nerd Gifts

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Jack London

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Moby Dick

Addicted to reading

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

Reading

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.