Naming Nerds Gifts

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I NEED to KNOW what funky name the media will christen the new decade, to follow the noughties.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Moby Dick

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Jack London

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Addicted to reading

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"