Naming Nerds Mugs

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I NEED to KNOW what funky name the media will christen the new decade, to follow the noughties.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Moby Dick

Jack London

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Addicted to reading

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."