Nerdy Names Gifts

Christening - Child named Bulbasaur

Scientists are sexy

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Sexual chemistry set

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Of course I respect your work at a leading pharmaceutical company. Little Dristan and Bactine here should be proof of that."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

"My pretty peach."

Doppler scores with his blue suit.