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On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Scientists are sexy

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Sexual chemistry set

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Of course I respect your work at a leading pharmaceutical company. Little Dristan and Bactine here should be proof of that."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

"My pretty peach."

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

'I don't get many boys called Prince, Mrs. Charles.'

Doppler scores with his blue suit.