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'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Scientists are sexy

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Sexual chemistry set

Second lifeReal life.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"Comments are turned off."

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"Of course I respect your work at a leading pharmaceutical company. Little Dristan and Bactine here should be proof of that."

Geek on Wheaties Box.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

People who understand Venn diagrams

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'