Nerdy Pillows

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Scientists are sexy

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Sexual chemistry set

Second lifeReal life.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Of course I respect your work at a leading pharmaceutical company. Little Dristan and Bactine here should be proof of that."

People who understand Venn diagrams

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'