Nerdy Chic Pillows

Scientists are sexy

"Talk nerdy to me."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Sexual chemistry set

The Digital Family

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Binary Man

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Essex computer.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Funny math t-shirts

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

Gallery Guide

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Computer Psychiatrist.