Geek Chic Pillows

'I haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

"B.C. means 'Before Computers'."

Binary Man

"Hot date. Are these really my sexiest pens?"

Open Source: Evolution or revolution...

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

"The following program contains technology terminology. Millennial guidance is advised."

"I need to stick to technology. I got injured playing fantasy sports."

Adult Games.

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

'We're sponsored by a local computer company.'

Giblert McClumsky, nerd construction worker.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Essex computer.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Computer Psychiatrist.

Nethead strip: Image consultant

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

Social positionin system - "What does it say?" "There's bigger dorks than you ten feet ahead."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Funny math t-shirts

Man playing with toy cars and toy soldiers.

"As the guy you're dating, I think it's only fair that I ask why you have a book entitled, 'How to cope with dating a total geek.'"

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Scientists are sexy