Geek Chic Fashionista Pillows

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scientists are sexy

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

The Digital Family

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Binary Man

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Essex computer.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Naked Furniture

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Australian punk

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

Funny math t-shirts

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

Computer Fashion Show