Fashionista With A Tech Twist Pillows

'AAAH! The new fall colors are out!'

Computer Fashion Show

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Unicorn in the Woods

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Naked Furniture

Crocodile Shoes

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

Joe's Tuxedos

A monkey in a suit

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Work clothes.

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'Data Dude' magazine.

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