Fashionista With A Tech Twist Gifts

'AAAH! The new fall colors are out!'

Computer Fashion Show

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Unicorn in the Woods

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crocodile Shoes

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

Joe's Tuxedos

A monkey in a suit

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Work clothes.

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'Data Dude' magazine.

Today's Babysitter

Virtual Super-Model.

"Since it's creation, the company has made enormous strides."