Tech Fashionistas Gifts

"It's something new, it's a hat-top."

Scientists are sexy

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Computer Fashion Show

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'Data Dude' magazine.

Today's Babysitter

Virtual Super-Model.

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

Cybergoths.

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Antenna Yoga.

Text As A Second Language

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

"You look great but the information from your health monitor is concerning me."

"I recently went wireless."

'AAAH! The new fall colors are out!'

"Impressive. I've never seen a resume done completely in emojis."

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

"I know they're sweating and their hearts are racing with fear. We hacked their wearable technology."

Then and Now

When it came to wearable technology, Nigel had always considered himself an early adopter.

"You can watch entire movies the size of a postage stamp. Bet you never thought you'd see progress like that!"

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"

FREE mobile phone painting

"My data is bigger than your data."

'I'm being fitted for a new laptop.'