Fashion-forward Techies Gifts

'I need a cellphone that I'd look good yelling into.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Is this the new input device?'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"This is it? No video?"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Computer Fashion Show

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

'Data Dude' magazine.

Virtual Super-Model.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Today's Babysitter

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"It's a wireless mouse...filed with catnip!"

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

Shellfie

'Facebook knows me better than you do.'

Antenna Yoga.

Text As A Second Language

'AAAH! The new fall colors are out!'

"You look great but the information from your health monitor is concerning me."

"Impressive. I've never seen a resume done completely in emojis."

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

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