Techie With Style Gifts

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

The Anti-Agent

The Googler

Digital Fomo!

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Computer Fashion Show

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

Boy at Computer.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Drone Aerodrome

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'