Techie With Style Pillows

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

The Anti-Agent

The Googler

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Computer Fashion Show

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

Boy at Computer.

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

'I've given the computer artificial intelligence and it can think.' - 'I think you're probably a fine scientist but, as a person, you're a jerk!'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."