Artful Techie Pillows

The Googler

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Snake with headphones.

"It's obviously an original."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"Is there an audio edition?"

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'