Artful Techie Pillows

The Googler

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Snake with headphones.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"It's obviously an original."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"Is there an audio edition?"

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.