Playful Techie Pillows

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

The Grazer App

"I love butt-dialing as a practical joke. It drives him crazy!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Googler

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Remote control car breakdown.

Social media messages

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Kids on Building Site.

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

Robot with a sense of humour.

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

WIFI connections

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

'Physicists talking dirty'

Tough employee uses computer rat instead of mouse.

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

Easy TV Repair

A man searches for women on the internet.

21st Century Childhood Pranks.

Man uses a pogo stick to 'Shake well before use'.

"Sure, buddy, I'll visit your website, but I won't accept your cookies."

Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?