Playful Techies Pillows

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Polly txt speak

cuPad

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Computer dating.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Ignore the purple stain - that's just my Blackberry going off.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

'Access ME.'

Antenna Yoga.

'Physicists talking dirty'

The Grazer App

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

"Practicing social distancing is nothing new. We've been practicing it for years."

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

Dog at computer. Man says: 'He's a whizz at data retrieval.'

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

"An echo is like a voice selfie."

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers