Playful Geeks Pillows

'Physicists talking dirty'

Right click for yes...

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Remote control car breakdown.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'ok, who threw that?'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Microscope slide

Kids on Building Site.

Third eye

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

Remote control bridge in bath.

Computer clown.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

Calculator Jokes

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

I can't eat my carrot. It's for my snowman.

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

The Grazer App

"Still not batman."

"Extreme Marco Polo"

Man uses a pogo stick to 'Shake well before use'.

'What a coincidence!! I just recently completed a study on the possibilities of hell freezing over!!'

"I love butt-dialing as a practical joke. It drives him crazy!"

"Alexa, play me what I deserve."