Geeky Couple Pillows

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Right click for yes...

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Sexual chemistry set

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Carbon Dating.

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"