Geeky Romantic Pillows

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Carbon Dating.

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

The Digital Family

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'That must be my computer date.'

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Using a social media app to date

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Not on my watch..."

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Computer dating.

Blind data.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Love letter via email.

Looking For Love.