Romantic Geek Pillows

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Sexual chemistry set

Online Dating

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Carbon Dating.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Using a social media app to date

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Not on my watch..."

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

scientific love: E=MC2.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Computer dating.

Blind data.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."