Romantic Geek Pillows

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Sexual chemistry set

Online Dating

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Carbon Dating.

Using a social media app to date

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Not on my watch..."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Computer dating.

Blind data.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

Love letter via email.

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"