Geeky Flirt Pillows

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

Scientists are sexy

Sexual chemistry set

The Digital Family

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

Carbon Dating.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

"You really know how to push my buttons."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

'Physicists talking dirty'

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

Dating computers.

Flirtation

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

'You're not a bad catch considering you're a tiddler!'

Computer dating: 'You look kind of cute.'

An action figure, from the gentleman.