Geeky Flirt Pillows

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

Scientists are sexy

Sexual chemistry set

The Digital Family

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Carbon Dating.

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

"You really know how to push my buttons."

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

'Physicists talking dirty'

Dating computers.

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

Flirtation

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

Computer dating: 'You look kind of cute.'

'You're not a bad catch considering you're a tiddler!'

Chips That Pass in the Night

An action figure, from the gentleman.