Flirty Techie Pillows

Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Online Dating

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

cuPad

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Using a social media app to date

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Social media messages

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Computer dating.

Blind data.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Remote control bridge in bath.