Flirty Tech Enthusiast Pillows

Computer dating: 'You look kind of cute.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

The Smartass Phone

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Book Worm

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Unicorn in the Woods

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Emoticons and human relationships.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Telephone Box

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

'Fill 'er up!'

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'