Quirky Tech Lover Pillows

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Testing his new laptop lunchbox.

'Vomit-cam with Smello-vision'

'My new phone even has a cloaking device. Of course, sometimes it's hard to find.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Book Worm

Unicorn in the Woods

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Snake with headphones.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Telephone Box

God creates humans.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"...and if I press this button..."

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."