Quirky Gadget Lover Pillows

"This one, when you open it, smells like the Times."

Auto 'Shh' machine in library.

Your friend's shower

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

"How is the new hearing aid?"

ECO razor

Remote control made for hitting your husband

Psychic operating her crystal ball with a mouse.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'I tell you it's a winner!The widscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Your weight and radiation level.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

The Blame-O-Meter

Canada patent office

101 uses of a dead cat: headphones.

Pirate peg-leg that shoots bullets.

Environmentally Confusing Technology: The wood burning fan.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.