Techie Sweetheart Pillows

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

cuPad

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

'That must be my computer date.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Using a social media app to date

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Recycling bin for iPads.

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."